Plot twist: it isn’t earning it yet


Hi I’m back and this is my first post in probably over a year and I’m very happy it’s this bs
This photo of Miz Cracker dissociating at a bar dressed like a mermaid is such a fucking MOOD
Thanos, a philosophy and economics double major who thinks once you eat a plant it will never grow back: i have to slaughter half the universe’s population with the infinity stones, so that no one ever runs out of resources and starves
Thor, a phys ed and linguistics major with a minor in women’s studies, taking a sip of his strawberry protein shake: can’t you just use the infinity stones to create more resources tho?
Thanos: blocked
Thor: Unblock me I need to tell you something
Thanos: What?
Thor: Bitch
Ten Major Artists:

Wong Wong & Lulu

Pepper examining himself before commencing a self-portrait

Pepper’s self-portrait

Tiger the spontaneous reductionist

Misty goes off the wall

Minnie, the abstract expressionist

Minnie’s Reindeer in Provence, 1992.

Smokey painting after an hour in the catnip patch

Smokey at work

Ginger’s Stripped Bare Birds, 1992.

Princess, the elemental fragmentist

Charlie, the peripheral realist
this literally makes me so happy
the father, the son, and the holy spirit
You’re missing the Way Better Chloe Kim headline

Buttload of Cats -Rachel Bloom
I’m Just a Boy in Love -Paul Welsh
Back in Action -Rachel Bloom and Donna Lynne Champlin
Fuckton of Cats -Rachel Bloom